WHOA long time no see!

Nobody reads this, so i'll make it quick
Bye Bye bloggy :)
For now anyway.

Silly Bandz

Omg have you guys witnesed the craze that is silly bandz???????? I certainly have. They are EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! They have been baned in some playgrounds because kids are getting into fight about them!!! YEah that's right. I know that Ana is the only one reading this so OF COURSE she knows what they are and what they look like. But just incase I happen to visit this blog in 30 years and forget what they look like, I present a picture:::::::

Those are silly bandz. They are just rubber bands but you wear them on your wrist and they come in tye-die, glow in the dark and a bunch of different shapes. I don't know why I chose that picture when there are like a BILLION other silly bandz. I need to gets me some more of those. Well bye, WAIT STOP NOOOOO! I forgot I am on the swim team at my school and... TODAY WAS OUR FIRST GAME!!!! Yeah SO fun. But I didn't do too great. There's always room for improvement!!! BUHBYE!!!!!!

60th post!

Hey hey! Itz my 60th post today! Yay! Did you know you can strike through words? Cool huh? I think so. But kinda not useful.When do you ever need to strike through a word????? I will go make you all a celebratory 60th post picture on paint!

YAY!!!!!!!! Well I decided since no body reads my blog- like seriously NOBODY- I will not post much anymore. In fact I may shut down my blog for good. But I'll keep it for now. itz always something to do. I have actually become a faster typer from writing on my blog!!!!!!! It isn't really for anyone to read. Just something cool that is all my own!!!!!!!!!!! Anywyas I don't really know what to say here. I feel like I am talking to no one now! :( Well I don't want t stop. Anyways The Blog you and I have had some fun times!!!!!! I hope you have a good life!!!! I wish people actually read my blog so it would be worth posting on! But nope... not one person. So I am typing this to nobody. Hi nobody! HOW YA DOIN????????  Well buh-bye. Always crip bananas eat you. Talk weird I do. Balognia.

man I don't know why but i feel like posting some more.

I wonder if i can post musical files on here. Let me try:

Umm I dunno if that worked so try it out, we'll see. Anyways I just put Justin Bieber's U Smile 'cuz i'm still bieberized from going to see him in concert. Okay I feel like posting but I dunno what to put. I have lots of exciting stuff coming up though so i'll postmore later. Dang I can't post this yet 'cuz it's still processing my video. I posted the song as a video 'cuz there is no way of posting audio. I say 'cuz alot. Anyways sleep on rooftops and never eat room tempurature corn. Ciao! 

Really quick.

hi peeps. if you read my last post of course you tried to read the sentences. every human or male llama would. i didn't realize that you could click the image and it would enlarge. So i'm not an idiot i just didn't know that. Also did you know today is national kiwi day? Oh what's that? You didn't know that. Well good, 'cuz it's not true. i hope one day to marry a jackolanter! Farewell!

i forget what I was going to post...

As the title indicates i have completely forgotten about what Ima post. I really wanna make vids but I lack a web cam. no body is really reading this so... I just went to the dentist. Really. That's all i gotta talk about. i've been having really weird dreams lately. One where Liam Hemsworth (Who I think is very ugly and un-appealing) was my boyfriend and we were in this futuristic world. I won't tell you the deets 'cuz frankly i cannot remember them. i haven't done a paint picture for y'all in a long time. I really need to get my summer reading done 'cuz (SIGH) school starts reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally soon. boo. Summer always goes by in two seconds. Oh well. Did i mention that I have a scottish helo kitty stuffed toy... how gangsta is that??? Anyways I figured out that at my new school I am not allowed to wear ANY nail polish. none. Zip. Only GASP clear polish. Ya know, life sucks sometimes. One minute i'm gunna take a break and paint something for you... 

Yeah my paint skills are unreal. those little white boxes have sentences in them you'll never be able to read. Spooky.

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE CAPS LOCK!! SMILE!

KkKkKkKkKk SNUGGLE PUPPY!!!!!!!!! I dunno, I'm random. SO I was in the Grocery Store today and guess what I came across in the meatball section???? High school musical brand MEATBALLS!!!!!!!!!!! Ya that's right. High school musical meat. In ball form. How crazy is that? I know.............BUFFALO!!!!!! Anyways I am looking at my wall. What do you think I should put on it???? I mean I'm in my blue office-y room. but in my room too. The walls are so... plain. Anywyas last night for dinner I went to Mandarin. I've never been there before so I'm all like 'Okay it's just an all you can eat buffet' THAT PLACE IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too much food... TOOO MANY CHOICES!!! too much. I'm so stuffed I'll never eat again EVER.......... FLASHLIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dunno... Ima type with my eyes closed starting now okay I'm bir rgw vwar ryowe au gwew diuwa birgubs Wow. I need typing lessons. K gotta go.  

DEL FIGGALO

Okay bloggers... super news!!!!!! MY TITLE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE POST! My, my it's a miracle. I just wanted to say summer is awesome. And that Del Figgalo mean 'of the figs' in a language that is unknown to me. Maybe it's Finnish. Or Finish. Or Fiiniish. I doubt it though. Polka-polka-polka dots! Isn't the word Tuesday interesting?????? No now that you mention it, it is not. I have a question for you world, have you a peg-leg? GROOVY! K bye. PHOSPHATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamster On A Piano

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2o74-ssqKk That is a link to the Hamster On a Piano song by Parry Gripp who makes really funny songs. It's kind of old but funny. This one is a newer one called Bieber eating a Twiglet. I find them both hilarious.  Here's a link to Bieber Eating A Twilget: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXikTvA5p9c

Lol can someone tell what in the world a Twiglet is???? Please tell me if you know! My fave part? "The minute I saw you eating that twiglet i knew you were no ordinary Bieber" LOLOLOL

TOOTHBRUSH

I think i said hello enough in my last post to not say it now. So Anyways you saw my hungry cat Sketch Star animation. I have been getting better at Sketching so I made what I think is good Sketch (Well better than my previous ones) So i thought I'd share it with you, world. It's titled 'Guy Looking at Sun' I know creative right? Anyways here it is:

You like?????
I hope. Anyways I hope this makes up for my last puh-puh-puh-post (Random I know) which was about the size of this dot= . So farewell oh peasants! Unless you aren't a peasant. Then 'Blog You Later'. Hey that will be my new thing. Ya know kinda like SHAZZAM! Did you notice that I really never spelled SHAZAAM the same way twice??? Well I didn't so...
BLOG YOU LATER! Tah, tah!

HOLA

Hello all! i thought I'd say hi so;
Hello
Hi
Bonjour
Hola
Priviette (Wait how do you spell it ana????)
So ya. Sorry this is short. BYE
Oh also one more thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q
I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

POULTRY

Poultry, yes poultry. Say that in a british accent. C'mon... yes say it out loud! Wasn't that fun? Anyway, Ya know those milk commercials when the cow pops out and says moo. WHY CAN'T THE COW SAY CHEMICALS??????? Or like brissles or something random like that. Maybe that cow should dance the fox-trot. You know that dance move when you put your arm paralel to your body and act like your arm is waves? Well i thought I'd remind you about it. Also do you like limbo? Like playing limbo the game. PARACHUTE PANTS! Sorry I'm feeling random. Have you ever greeted an intimidated ninja before??????? JUst wondering. Anyway i gotta go!
Peace and Fungi!!!!!!

I REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS!

You remember last post when i said I thought of something well look up at the title oh human, i remember. Painting by number!!!!!!! Isn't that weird???????? i mean you paint on numbers. how strange.... Here are some numbers;

Now I will paint on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAYAYAYAYAY! Enjoy papaya's and salted pretzels. But Always top them with mustard or mayonaise.

TELESCOPES

What to post? What to post? BTW incase you haven't noticed readers the title rarely has anything to do withthe post on THE BLOG. I mean telescopes? Anyways have you ever wondered what it's like to be eaten? I mean if you weren't killed first then would you die being chewed or swallowed or by stomach acid or someting? Anyway why the name Ham? Like for a meat??? ohhhh i tought of someting really good to post and now I forget. Anyways you know Justin Bieber? Well here is a pic of him:
Strange huh? Also i made another me on the internet:

yeah small but awesome. I like making me's on the computer!!!!!Alright well more later, FUHGIGGLEY!

Howdy!

Hi blog peoples! Who enjoys soufle????? Actually I don't know how to spell soufle (Soo-Fel-Ay) Also I anted to say that now, dear bloggers, i am in possesion of a digital camera so I am capable of posting pix of stuff I do (but not pix of me, 'cuz then the whole world could see!!!!) And I know only one person reads my blog (ana) but still... also look: as close to a pic of me youll EVER get it's a dolly version of me that I made on a website! Okay thats all for now! Stay tuned and don't change the channel!! BYE:):)

Same Beat

Hi PEOPLES!!
I know my lastpost had like 17 sylabbles (Or something like that) And this one will not be too long either I just thought I would show you something. Tis is a SUPER-Dinosaur song made like 30 years ago or something it's by some band called
YAZOO and it's called Situation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdV-5ivltkc
Listen to like the first 15 seconds and hear the beat. Then listen to thefirst 15 seconds of this: If this is love by The Saturdays made in like 2002. Same beat huh? You might be surprised to hear the first 15 seconds of this song body Language by Heidi Montag Featuring Spencer Pratt
LOL same thing huh?????

OMG HAWT

Hello peoples...
IT'S SO HAWT IN TORONTO I AM SWEATING MY SOCKS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! AH I will soon melt so if this is my last post, farewell (though I doubt I will melt) Srry this is so short! C@TCH U L8r!!!! Bibi! :))))):)))))

Vacay!

Skool, It's a place that sometimes bores me to tears but I love it because that's the place I get to hang out with my amigos everyday. I'm happy-sad because school is done. Finished. It's now officially summer. I'm Happy 'cuz:
-IT'S SUMMER! It's a 2 month weekend!!!
-I am starting a new school! I'm excited!
-I'm going to have more time to post
-VACATIONVACATIONVACATIONVACATION
The Downers:
-I'm strating a new school and leaving all my besties!!! AAAAHHH
-It's so hot out!!!!!!BLEH!!!
-I will eventually get bored because I don't have that much stuff to do
So yes, school is over and it has many goods and bads BUT YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good-bye! P.S. Always digest lime juice excriments! Adios!!!!!

Shoelaces and Yogurt

Rebellion stirred throughout the waffle people as soft serve yogurt of the frozen variety was poured violently from the sky. Diamond studded eye patches plunked into a man-purse and wasps caused kerfuffles with mustaches. Rice cakes developed rainbow coloured shoelaces with denim aglets. It was a plethura of of disturbance.

Did you like that??????????????? That is some genuine The Blog material. Oh yeah.

New Look

Hey everyone who reads this!!!! I bet when you looked at THE BLOG you thought you had the wrong URL or something... but nope THIS IS THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!! It's all the same but the look has been updated. Is it not worthy of a Haazaah? I'm thinking it is so HAAZAAH to the new look! Haazaah with me! DO IT! Now or I will pumble you with mutated tomatoes. so haazaah if you know what is good for you. I know that isnt the way to spell haazaah but when you spell it this way its the same forwards and backwards :):) you probably noticed. Its just like the question 'do geese see god?' it is the same forwards and backwards. There is a name but i'm too lazy to care so too bad :) I'm tired so I will go nap now, wish me sweet dreams filled with tangy mustard!!!!! BYE :)

CUPCAKES

I was playing this random game online where you decorate a cupcake and i made some really nice ones (Cupcakes I mean) and I thought I would share them with you. They are a bunch of different colors and stuff. They turned out quite awesomely so here they are:

this one is one of my... not so good ones but its very rainbow-ish... unfortunately there is no pot of gold at the end of it.or leprachauns. Or swordfish.

this one is also kinda suckish but its purple!!!!!!!!! ;)

now they get better.... kinda. this one reminds me of the winter time. Which is blue. So is water.. which we swim in during the summer... so I guess it reminds me of summer too (?)

Now it's getting better. How snazzy is this cupcake? Extremely snazzy if you ask me!

this one is the last and best one!!!!!!! It's green which is sorta unappatizing but It took a fair amount of time. And its so darn pretty!!!!! Dontcha think?

New stuff

Hey everyone! i just wanted to let you all know that i have added some cool new gadgets to The Blog! I have a poll in the top right hand corner (Answer) about chips (I need a new topic, sorry it's lame i couldn't think of anything good) and if you scroll all the way down you will find an AWESOME youtube gadget letting you watch any youtube videos you want on The Blog. Just search your favorite song or something and watch it on The Blog!!!! how coolio???? Quite Coolio if you ask me! CHECK OUT MY GADEGETS!!!!!!!!!!! No seriously stop reading and go check 'em out. STOP READING! I am a bright orange chicken who dances the macarana and eats toast with tzatziki and tuna. See you just read that random stupidness instead of checking out my gadgets. Shame. On you i meant...

Galish Pike (The elf)

hey every one! Sorry i haven't posted,,,,,,,,,, (random useage of commas) but since IT'S ALMOST SUMMER(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I'll post much more. So I just met a guy named Galish Pike... well that's not his real name, but it's the name of his blog. Anyway he wanted me to explain to you that he is not infact gay... just an elf(?) Apparentaly there is a difference(????) his URL is galishpike.blogspot.com so check him out! i am now addicted to iced tea... just sayin'. So.... g2g but expect more posts and check for any misguided porcupines stuck in your lunchbox.

Hungry Cat

SHAAAAAAZZZZAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! There is a drawing I made on miniclip's sketch star! Hope you like it!

ohiuogfkhgcfkhgiytruogy

LALALALALALALLALALLALALALALALA!!!!!!!! HELLO PEOPLES! I NEED GOOD BOOKS!!! RECOMEND SOME TO ME! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!Thanks y'all! Now I will actually post: SO you know that earthquake in Chile it actually MOVED THE EARTHS AXIS! How weird? MEga-super-extremely weird.......................................... DUCKS

SORRY

I know i haven't posted and I'm super sorry
I am so, so busy with homework, friends etc.
I'll post, post, post 'till my fingers fall off.
I'll make 50 new blogs so follow them all! I'll do what it takes to make it up to you people.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, Emily

bored

yoness peeps. I art bored. so yeah

Game

This is called 'up beat' an is a koolio game. PLAY IT!

Up Beat Keep the rhythm and rock the party!

Play this free game now!!

Abbey Road

I love the Beatles. This is the CD cover for their album Abbey road. The real cover:


Tons of fake ones:














LOL MY VORTEX IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! BEATLES RULE. SHAZAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( yea it was a little late)

Random images

here are some random images:





OHOOHHHHHHOHOHOHHOOOOOH

Stories

Okay i am mad-like. My reasons? Oh they are that EVERYBODY IS WRITING STORIES ON THEIR BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are all great but post some koolness peeps...as well as your stories and such. I know GWFG ur blog is SUPOSED to be for stories. But I feel left out cuz I don't write stories. I am quite good at it, yes I do mean to brag. But I can't just do it here and now. And I don't wanna have super-long posts that bore people to tears. i would feel guilty. My vortex is currently broken. i am also mad cuz I can't put any awesome pics in this post. It's so bland. AND THE REPAIR MAN WHO SPECIALIZES IN MAGICAL VORTEX FIXING IS BOOKED SOLID!!!!!!!! Oh what to do?........... I feel like I lack a shaazam. boo. hoo. Here iss my short story: I laughed at the sight of my pie-faced bro. LOL! Let me explain: I got home from school and threw my keys on the counter. The made a CHACHING-ly sound. I threw my bag on the couch, grabbed the remote and punched in my fave channel. Fashion Weekly. I read their magazine, go on their website and buy their clothes. And obvs watch their channel. I heard the front door open. GOSH! My little brother home already. He is 12 and I am 14. He loves to bake, has a crush on my BFF and LOVES our dog Screthy. It was his choice on the name. I smelled his lated creation, a pumpkin pie. He came in and threw his bag on mine. i heard a crunch 'MAT' I screamed. that was his name. 'sorry' he said sarcasticaly. then he kicked over my due-the-next-day diorama 'JEEZ' i screamed now running fter him. he put down his pie and sprinted upstairs. i grabbed it and waited three minutes until he thought it was safe and came out from his room. I pied him in the face and said 'ha' the end

DOGGIE!!!

I have a doggie named Marley.he is a hungarian herding dog. His breed is pure bred and called a puli. My Vortex has been very kind to provide funny pics:(Of my doggies breed)

that is a pic of a white version of doggies breed! My pup dosen't have dredlocks like this cutie-pie but he could if I didn't brush him so much. With dreds it is also SO hard to wash-It stays wet for three days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Dog is black like this one but minus the dreds. i love all these 'flying Pulis'


this is exactly like what my puppy looks like (sort of) But my puppy has wavy-er hair. And fluffier. BTW Marley has hair NOT fur.


THIS IS ACTUALLY MY DOGGIE! MY REAL LITTLE PUPPY! but the identity of the person in it needed to be concealed. Marley is on my back deck in this pic. Isn't he cute???????

See ya peeps!!!!!! oh and SHAZZAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

makeover.....

OMG! So my freind made these pics on paint. Makeovers to alot of my fave celebs!!!! incase any of them see this (Especially JoBros) I DIDN"T WANNA BE MEAN TO YOU PEOPLE!!!! I am just poking fun at these pics. they are gross, mean and insulting Enjoy and SHAZZAAMM!!!!!!!!!


(Jonas Brothers)

(Fred Figglehorn/ Lucas Cruikshank)

(Miley Cyrus)

(Raven Symone)


(Selena Gomez)


Hope ya hated 'em.....bibibibibibi

dance-a-thon

LOL everyone who reads this and wuz at the dance-a-thon you know this but for those of you who weren't there here ya go: (a poem about dance-a-thon)
MUSIC BLASTS IN MY EARS
I SCREAM AND SING-ALONG
EVERYBODY SHAKES THEIR REARS
WAITING FOR MY FAIVORITE SONG

THESE DUDES WONT GIVE ME AND MY FREINDS A T-SHIRT
THOUGH WE SCREAM, DANCE AND SING
I'VE BEEN DANCING SO LONG THAT MY LUNGS HURT
THE MUSIC GOES BOOM BAHH BING

totally lame, anyways I got a pair of sunglasses that my vortex shall provide a pic of:







But mine are purple and seafoam-green. My poem was lame and potatos are 80% water!!! bye (Oh and SHAZZAM for the pics above)

gnarley footprints

Gosh I havent posted since............................. ANYWAY don't you LOVE footprints?!?!?!?! i mean they r SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO aweosme-mazing. Or grawsome. Or something. Footprints are quite gnarley! DOn't you agree? here is a song about my felings for footprints:
LALALALALALA gnarley footprints, lalalalalalalala gnarley footprints. MICKEY MOUSE!lalalalala the number 8 looks like a snowman. LALALALALALA gnarley footprints.

Dontcha just LUV it? i do. It will be apearing on my next album.................Do you know any robers named robert? or pie called chorley pie? Yumm i wonder what that tastes like...... did you ever notice that police men (and women[no discriminating]) have hats that are IN THE SAME shape as stop-signs.........YAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAAYYY Fishtails and flipflops all have fffs in 'em. LALALALALALALALAL gnarley footprints...

koolio blog (Other than this one)

http://mydramaticlife3.blogspot.com/

Hey peeps. I found this blog. I think it's a cool concept. Also not a bad story. Follow if you like it. the writing stlye is alot like what I like to read. It's actually awesome. Read it from the begginging(yeah i spelled it wrong) and check it out.

yay polarbears!

POST ALREADY WOULD YA!!

ALMOST NOBODY IS POSTING ANYMORE!!!!! BOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!:((((((((((((( <------ That is a VERY unhappy smiley -more like a frowny- and he showcases my face. MEH! Post people. POST! I need more blogs to follow... Anyone got ideas.. CUZ NONE OF YOU POST!(well gal in fingerless gloves does, so thanks, BUT OTHER THAN THAT NOTHING!!!!!!!!! nada, Ziltch, Zip ZERO, NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! excuse me while i cry and press the NEXT BLOG button. MeeehhhH!



...'tis a bunny. Moo

V-Day

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!! My vortex turned pink and red, then spat out these pics: Enjoy!!!!!!!












Okay so i know it's the same message but that all my vortex came up with...WAIT! here's some more::::::::))))))





THAT LAST ONE IS FROM PAINT!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAY! More paint:





Boo I'm sad cuz I checked out other peeps (Whom i follow) blogs AND NONE HAVE STUFF FOR V-DAY! Boo. Well i rock, have a great day. WOOT!