Shoelaces and Yogurt

Rebellion stirred throughout the waffle people as soft serve yogurt of the frozen variety was poured violently from the sky. Diamond studded eye patches plunked into a man-purse and wasps caused kerfuffles with mustaches. Rice cakes developed rainbow coloured shoelaces with denim aglets. It was a plethura of of disturbance.

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